Thursday, September 15, 2011

Around the office we love to share our Chuck Norris lines and even make a few up ourselves.  Enjoy!!  Feel free to add you liners in the comments.

Around the office Chuck Norris Liners

Chuck Norris can’t have a heart attack.  Nothing dares to attack Chuck Norris!

The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Indian.  Nothing to do with his geneology.  He ate an Indian!

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting.  He goes killing!

There is no theory of evolution.  Just creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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